Kitchen Appliances That Hate You
Since 2012. Zero satisfied customers. Infinite insurance claims.
"My kitchen is gone but my cooking has never been more exciting. Would explode again."
"The fire department has our address saved as a favorite. We feel special."
"I bought every product. My insurance agent won't return my calls. Living my best life."
"Lost two eyebrows but gained a great conversation starter. Nets out positive."